you wouldn't call yourself desperate, maybe a little obsessed. Maybe slightly addicted, but desperate? Oh no that's not you right? ahhaha oh butt boy, you're as DESPERATE as they come. you're beyond the point of no return when it comes to My beautiful ass. you NEED it, not just want it. you yearn for this ass on a daily basis and can't imagine a life without it... so what else would you call that My big ass fien? DESPERATE, exactly.