Omg, look at you so desperate to get a good look at my gorgeous ass! You want to serve it so badly, don’t you? You want to pay my ass…Send it your whole paycheck. It feels so wrong, and you feel so guilty. You shouldn’t be so frivolous. But you can’t help it, can you? So round and demanding…your paycheck stands no chance and you know it never did. It’s just too much. Your brain is no longer functioning and you no longer maintain any independence. My ass owns you, and it wants an affair with your wallet.