REAL FARTS. It’s your lucky day, I’m full of gas and you’re going to jerk off for me. I start off light, teasing you with my ass and burping loudly as I try to squeeze some farts out. I let one out, telling you to get your hard cock out and start stroking. I spread my ass and let out another juicy fart, teasing you more and more. As I burp and fart, keep stroking for me as I let all my gas out in different positions, before counting you down to a final fart with my ass spread wide.