Break up with your girlfriend and date my disgusting, dirty, sweaty white socks instead. You KNOW that these worn, smelly socks make your cock WAY harder than she does. Besides, eventually she's going to find out how much of a pervert you are, how obsessed you are with me, and how much money you've spent on hot brats and worn items... she will DEFINITELY leave you. Save yourself the future heartache and dump her NOW. My socks are your dream GF.