Well, well, well... look who's back! What made you stray this time? You wake up one regret-filled Sunday morning and declare you were done with femdom forever? How did it go? I want details, even though I'm fairly certain I already know how it went. Let me guess... you REALLY cleaned up your act this time! Deleted your account, spruced yourself up, maybe bought some new clothes, took some selfies and got yourself on a dating app! LOL. Let's start there... How did it feel to lie while writing every single sentence in your profile? I mean, let's be real, you can't lead with saying, "I'm a porn addicted loser." And then... to turn up your phone over and over and over just to see, "No new matches" every single time? That had to hurt. Maybe it was even a little triggering. I know you're such a slut for rejection. But you stuck with it! You said, "I'm not going back to femdom! Not this time!" I'm GLAD. I think you should try dating once in a while! Maybe you even went on some dates! But here's the thing, you sweet little dummy: It's never going to work when you can't be yourself. And we both know who the real you is. The real you is a porn addicted loser! And that's exactly why you're back. Relapse is such an ugly word; let's call it a reunion. You've reunited with the REAL you, and it feels SO good to be home, now doesn't it?