My sister told me that you have a nasty fetish... you poor guy, your own girlfriend is disgusted by your desires. *FARTS* oops excuse me, I’ll head into the other room, only some, oh I don’t know… ass sniffing sissy would try to follow me to smell my stink. There you are—took you long enough. I have a secret for you— I think your fetish is kinda hot… someone getting off to my grossest bodily functions. I’ll give you all the farts you could ever want, but in return you’re going to have to pay me, PER fart. You don’t want too? Well maybe I should text my sister and tell her you BEGGED me to fart for you. A bit of an exaggeration on my part but who is she going to believe, you or me? Now let’s just play this game where you get to jerk off, count my farts and pay me not to ruin your fucking life.