POV: You Come Home From School & Are Immediately Confronted By Your Mother Waiting For You In Your Room, Surrounded By The Balloons You Prepared For Your Fast Approaching Birthday… She Is Angry & Stressed Out About Your Awful Grades - Of Which She Is Tired Of To The Point Of Deciding To Ruin All Of Your Balloons So You Can’t Celebrate Your Birthday What So Ever! She Lights Up A Cigarette & Begins Lecturing You On Your Lack Of Intelligence While Ash-ing Her Cigarette On Your Balloons, Causing Them To Pop! Not Getting Enough Satisfaction From Just The Ash-ing , Your Irritable Mother Then Sits Her Fat Voluptuous Ass Upon The Balloons & Rides Them A Bit While Still Lecturing You Before Continuing To Obliterate All Of Your Beloved Balloons - Ruining Your Birthday All Because Of Some Stupid Grades…