Even I have a little bit of sympathy for SOME guys that are virgins. They mean well — just haven’t found the right girl or moment yet. But YOU? My goodness … the fact that your penis has never touched the wetness of a pussy is a blessing beyond belief. OMG. Beyond belief. The world is literally a better place because of this. Not only would the unfortunate soul you fucked be forever tainted, but the sanctity of sex itself would be tainted if you ever partook in it.