I want you to listen to every last word from my lips, and then, when the time comes and I snap my fingers, everything will fall to place in your new reality. You’ve always known who you truly were on the inside. You’ve always known that you never truly belonged with the rest of the men your age. You’ve always known, deep down, that there was something truly different about you. That they were real men, with real jobs, and real lives, and real hobbies, and real girlfriends and yet…there you always were, desperately trying to fit in and pretend that you were one of them. And who you truly are…? Well. It’s a diaper wearing little man. You’ll be cooing and giggling away in your soiled diapers, as happy as anything because now, you’ve truly found your new place in the world. You’ve found your true calling. You are meant to be crawling around on your knees with nothing but a cutesy diaper on. Are you ready? It’s time to embrace who you truly are.