It's so easy to turn geeks into gooners. You're all so chronically lonely and horny. You've spent your life jerking off to fantasies like the Pink Power Ranger. And now look at me- clad in a tight, shiny pink costume designed specifically to mindfuck you to oblivion. Stroke for me and goon out. You're a pump puppet for the Pink Ranger. Forfeit all control. Stroke, pump, and GOON.
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