At over 770 lbs, I have become an unrecognizable blob and even more impressive than my gluttonous appetite, is my laziness. All I do is sit around and stuff my face all day, every day. I have become so lazy that I barely even work. All I want to do is keep growing until I am surrounded by a massive ocean of fat and the fattest blob ever and I need someone to serve me and take care of me because I have grown entirely too fat and lazy to do it for myself.