The Financial Advisor and The Virgin Client

Do you want to explain it? This whole meeting is so I can advise you, yet you won’t let Me. I need to know what you’re spending this money on. I’m going to start guessing if you won’t tell me what you’re spending thousands of dollars on. Alcohol? No, not the type. Food, games, PC parts, obscure nerdy shit, strippers. Oh. Strippers. Well, as you’re only a virgin, I’ll show you what a woman’s body looks like.