It's our little secret how small, and tiny, your little dick actually is. It barely pitches a tent. SUCH A CUTE LITTLE ACORN DICK! Turning you into the ultimate hand humper. Sliding your hand inside your own pants while your masculine voice changes to an embarrassingly high pitched, twerpy voice. You feel more sexual gratification the harsher I embarrass your small dick. Before I'm done with you, I give you a grown man "little dick cheat code." Then JUST LIKE THAT your WEE WEE DINKY DICK GOES SQUIRT SQUIRT!