I know that when your wife married you, she had no idea that you were going to be an ebony toilet that you would crave to eat waste. I'm certain that she mistakenly believed you to be a normal person, given your habit of lying. For much of your marriage, you've been living as my toilet, hiding this secret from her. It may be time for you to expose yourself to your wife. Let her know what you've been doing, how you've been living, and who you really are. Wouldn't that be a relief? It would probably be such a relief for you. You should be honest with your wife, letting her know that you enjoy consuming my waste and that there's nothing more satisfying than doing so. She doesn't know that every night, while you're out with your friends or running errands, you're coming over to my house to clean the piss out of my pussy and to serve as my personal toilet paper. How doesn't she fucking know who her husband is? She's been married to this waste eating loser for years now!