Toilet Musings

Some thoughts about my latest bowel movements, including how many times I've been using the bathroom each day recently and what a pity it is that I don't have a live-in toilet to consume all of the extra kaviar I have to share this week. A candid discussion about the intricacies of my routine, including what I've been eating and imbibing and what I think may be causing all these extra movements. For the true toilet fetishist