You accidentally startle your hot mom as she’s getting ready because you have something really important you want to talk about and it just can’t wait. You confess that nothing feels right in the world lately and how you’re struggling with intrusive thoughts of being an unwanted loser. She tries to reassure you that it’s just a bump in the road and that things will get better, but you explain that you want to become something totally different. Something not completely normal or even totally human. After some convincing, your mother agrees to shrink you down and let you live as a tiny little bug in her toilet, but only if you can abide by specific rules for your new life inside her big shiny commode. After she outlines her expectations and guidelines, she allows you to climb up inside her toilet and get right to living your brand new life as her own tiny toilet bug…