Everyone knows you're a closet faggot who loves to worship cock and get fucked by it. But let's take it one step further, because we both know you're even gayer than that, aren't you? You're so gay that you actually want to marry a man. You dream of marrying the man you love and starting a family with him, even if it means adopting instead. That's how fucking gay you are. You're willing to do the gayest thing.