Remember when you broke up with me 4 months ago? Right before we broke up, I took fertility treatment because I really wanted to be pregnant. I had no idea you would break up with me right after I took the fertility treatment. I am now 4 months pregnant, with 14! I need you to start taking care of me because my belly is going to get so big! I won’t be able to take care of myself soon. I won’t be able to do anything besides eat and provide for the baseball team inside of me. I am so big, Even as we are talking, I can feel my tummy get bigger and bigger. Let me get naked for you and show you the full extent of my expanding belly