you've worked your way up to being My best jerkholic, but I know you can reach new heights. I've thought of just the thing. Something that'll keep you jerking for Me for hours on end. Its a special kind of fuel that beats out water, energy stuff and everything in between... and you'll be able to make it all on your own. Just trust Me on this, you want to be the BEST jerkaholic for Me right? Good...you're going to need to start jerking.