When you hit on us at the bar you were confident enough that we let you follow us home. But in the light of our house you decide to pull your pants down and show us what you have between your legs! Thankfully, it got things over a lot faster, but first you’re going to have to endure a lot of merciless teasing. No of course you’re a virgin! We’re not surprised in the slightest. Who would ever want to fuck you and how could you even get that little tiny cock inside? We are sure you’ll be a virgin forever. But at least you’re good for a laugh! And you sure do get off when hot mean girls laugh at you.