Today's session calls for a little more physical activity than usual considering I've just acquired a brand new human yoga mat! What could be more ergonomic than a mat shaped like a useless beta male sub? First, I start by testing it out-- making sure it's face is a good fit for My ass. The human mat struggles for air as I cover it's mouth by sitting on it for gradually longer periods of time; starting at 5 seconds, then 10, then 13. I couldn't help but call My girlfriend and insist she invests in one of these specialized mats herself! Once it's become apparent that My eager slave might actually be useful, I peel off My yoga pants and begin to ride it's tongue vigorously, being sure to apply the appropriate negative reinforcement when I see fit. Slap, berate, twist its disgusting nipples-- whatever it takes to train My new equipment. To finish the job, I place Myself in My queening chair in order to fuck slave's tongue with greater ease. I couldn't help but get completely turned on by the moans of desperation, and I christen My new human yoga mat's face with My divine goddess cum in a (very) wet orgasm. You think he earned it?