You worship every inch of me, even my stinky pits and scratchy stubble. So today you're going to goon like an absolute loser while I shave my armpits naked in front of you. Go ahead and drool like a freak over the splooshy sound of the shaving cream and scritch scratch of the razor over my pit stubble. The, if you're an extra good boy, I'll even let you lick my nasty pit stubble right from my razor. God, you're pathetic.