Your boss, Vicky, calls you in for a meeting to discuss something important.  As you begin to move towards the sofa to sit down, she stops you and tells you she wants you to get down on the floor instead, as you will understand why soon.  She proceeds to tell you that you that despite your eagerness and efforts to learn how to do the job, you are just not doing a good job.  She acknowledges that you are very enthusiastic and attentive, constantly following her around in hopes of pleasing her, but that's just not good enough. Rather than fire you, Vicky has another idea.  Your behavior around the office reminds her of a puppy she once had, and she really misses that puppy. She thinks you would make a good office pup, and actually then become an asset to her.  For now she will even continue to give you your pay, even though it's not much, but she is going to need to train you, not as her employee, but as her puppy. Before she starts any training Vicky says  she saw something at the store the other day that reminded her of you, so she bought it for this very moment.  She reveals a furry headband with floppy puppy ears on it which she thinks will suit you well as her new puppy.  Vicky notices you're a bit hesitant about all this so she tells you it's either become her office pup, or be fired! Reluctantly you agree to be her puppy so she puts the ears on you, which she comments that she thinks you look so cute!  Now that that's settled, your training begins, and if you excel at being her puppy, she just may take you away from your pathetic lonely life and keep you in a cage in the office, or maybe even take you home with her.  Before she gets ahead of herself, Vicky takes out a collar and leash and proceeds to attach it around your neck.  That collar will stay on 24/7 and there will be no human speech as you can now only bark when you want to "speak", and ofcourse you will strive to behave and obey all her commands in hopes of hearing the praise of "good boy".  If you are a good boy, she will bring over some of her female clients as she's sure they will want to play with her new puppy!