I'm wearing an elastic teal thong, and I'm determined to see just how far I can stretch it. Imagine my surprise – and yours – as I manage to pull it up not just an inch or two, but all the way to my shoulders! This is no ordinary thong; it's a resilient, stretchy wonder that clings to my curves with relentless tenacity. Join me on this hilarious and slightly ridiculous adventure as I take thong wedgies to new heights - literally!