You're a business rival I caught sneaking into My lab in an attempt to steal My secrets, and since you're so curious, I'm going to give you a taste of what I've been cooking up down here. You writhe in pain as your guts are rearranged, slowly transforming into the dog you truly are. No one will come looking for you, and if by some chance they do, by that time the formula will have completely changed you into a dumb, drooling, devoted mutt. I can't wait to walk you in front of your family as I console them for their loss.