Love really is blind. Somehow you managed to get yourself a wife, and I’m shocked. I can’t help but think she has no idea just how pathetic you are. In fact, maybe I should take her in, and show her the type of life she could be living, without you. I could introduce her to all my hot guy friends, take her out for an extravagant night. You know, really show her what she’s missing out on. What you’re keeping her from. Next thing you know, she’ll be living her best life, and you’ll probably end up her cuck! It’ll be perfect.