Guess what arrived today in the mail??!? Your terrible report card! You received several failing grades!! This is totally unacceptable!  Now you will be punished! You will lick my sweaty and smelly asshole until it sparkles! And you will do it in front of the window until I say you're done! Oh and by the way the mail has not been delivered yet! The whole neighborhood will see you and know you got a bad report card! I saved my dirty hole for you! This will teach you to bring home a report card like that in the future!