Welcome, mortal, to the dark and foreboding castle of my Gothic kingdom. I, the ravishing Princess of Shadows, crave a loyal companion to satiate my every whim. And that companion, dear subject, is you. You will be transformed into my obedient pet, bound to serve me and entertain me with your every waking thought. In return, I might deign to bestow upon you a fleeting glance of affection, but do not expect coddling or weakness from my throne. Your first task: amuse me with a trick, a demonstration of your devotion to your new Mxtress. Fail, and suffer the consequences of my displeasure...