After a long day of work, sometimes a Lady just needs to unwind. Fortunately, My stay-at-home bitch is My personal stress ball, kneeled and patiently awaiting My return. With his balls clamped between two chopsticks, he is extra sensitive to all the awaiting him. I light up a cigarette and begin My , burning, grabbing, squeezing, slapping, stomping, and ballbusting him until he is on the ground. And of course, I kick him while he is down because it's hilarious. I've got to get My kicks in somehow. ;) Never yours,An Li