You're here to worship Me. Because you know that worship can only be given to those to deserve that worship, and you know that I deserve your worship more than anything. And you don't just want to worship Me, you want to worship My boots. My sexy, thigh high, black, shiny boots. You want to get on your knees for Me, and you want to worship My boots with your tongue. So, get on your knees, and if you're really obedient... maybe I'll flip you off too.