The goon cult is made just for you. To empty your mind and go deeper and deeper. Being blank, emptied, filled with all of the euphoria of gooning. At the end of the day your stupid little life is so boring. You want escape. You want to feel good, you want to goon out and allow yourself to fill up on fantasy. It's simple. Empty out the dull and bad, fill up with fantasy and pleasure. The perfect escape.