Let's face it...you've had a hard day. A long week. Your wife won't give you any, and you dumped your girlfriend a while back. You're itching for a good time, so why not swing by and get a massage? You know the places. There's one in your neighborhood. It's nothing more than a "therapeutic" massage, given by a "licensed LMT". But you know the game. Show some tip money, and the next thing you know, your LMT -- Casey Calvert -- is asking you if there's any place she's "missed". Of course there is, my slutty LMT...of course there is. If you're a fan of Casey, she's on Twitter @CaseyCalvertXXX and enjoy my bro!!