So you want to know what being a self proclaimed ballbuster is all about? Well, I suppose I could tell you two different stories of times I have taken my pleasure out on testicles. The first was when I was younger and at a playground. I saw someone get their balls busted for the first time, and trust me, I felt incredible, like I had been given a divine purpose! And then I'll tell you a story of when a young man grabbed my ass at a store, thinking I was his mother. I squeezed and popped his nuts in a bathroom stall to show him that he shouldn't behave like that!