Mommy just got home from bike riding and guess what happened? As soon as I got home I had to fart! I felt so embarrassed but then you acted different. It was like you were trying to inhale mommy's nasty farts. All this time you've been sniffing my smelly ass and never told me how much you liked it! Well mommy just thought of a task for you! Be my fart sniffer and if you swallow all my gassy fumes I'll let you taste my asshole after!