vampires have always been special to me, something about them...it might sound weird but i feel a connection... you know what? we should totally roleplay that i'm a real vampire and you're a slayer sent to hunt me down. it could be super hot...and its not that weird, i mean you're my step bro, it's not that big of a deal if we get a little naughty... lets do it, just remember to keep your guard up, slayer. you don't want to get bit…