Ohh, your room is such a mess! Wouldn't it be time for you to order a cleaning service? The company you're applying to has just hired a brand new maid. I came to your house and started cleaning up from the back rooms until I found you in one of them. I thought you'd left the house for cleaning time... I started cleaning the couch in front of you and felt slaps on my ass... Oh no, I really need this job.