REAL FARTS. Hey there little ol’ you, guess what? I’m feeling gassy and wearing this sexy fishnet dress. You love my gas so why don’t I just let it all out in your face? I start off with some burps and then kneel down over you to let out a little fart, then back to back with another one, make sure to sniff it all up! And another, right up your nose! I get closer to you and push out a few more farts one after another for you to enjoy, some soft, some bubbly sounding, my belly is really grumbling with gas! They’re starting to get smelly, but you like that, you little fart fiend. Keep sniffing up all of my farts as I position my ass above your face, and give you one last blast to blow your hair back;)