Of course you can't help but stare at my perfect ass. Honestly, I can't blame you. It's mesmerizing, isn't it? The way it stands out, the flawless shape, the soft, smooth skin. Your pitiful life has probably been in search of something this magnificent. And lucky for you, today is all about indulging that pathetic little obsession of yours. Honestly, think about it. Your sad little world? All about my ass.