You've been my loyal boot bitch for a long time now and one day while you're over here on your knees munching the filth off of my boots your girl calls. I answer in disbelief, because I find it hard to understand how any woman could want a disgusting bootlicker as her partner but hey... who I am to judge. Then I got to thinking... maybe she doesn't know? Maybe she's completely unaware, and maybe... she should.