I come over to your house one day to meet up with your wife, who to my shock and surprise is not home. I seem upset as I’m telling you that I’ve had a really stressful week and could use a little stress relief. Since I noticed that you don’t seem busy I ask you if you want to engage in a little stress relief yourself, noticing what I’m wearing and how sexy I look, you quickly agree. I tell you about how I know that you want me, I always catch you staring at me, and secretly I want you too. I know that your wife is vanilla and you don’t want her, and how you wish that she was more like me. You wish everyday that she would just leave, so you could find a woman who had my same energy and sexuality. I know you’re not happy, and I know just how to make her leave!