I'm so glad you came in today to go over your financial plan face to face. You sent me all your details and I've broken them down and come up with a very exciting investment plan for you. These funds are ready to DROP into an account and start growing. You can doze off completely and know that your wealth is in good hands. Oops, you're entranced now and you're helpless against my seduction. I do have a great investment plan for you but it involves all your money ending up in my hands. I will be the beneficiary of the account and when you snap back out of this trance you won't question it at all. Pump your cock to me and drain your balls while I set up revolving payments to drain your accounts. Sign on the dotted line here and there's no going back.