Hey Horny Boy

Hey, Horny Boy. Why is your dick always so hard? Why are you always ready to whip it out and start pumping at the drop of a hat? Why are your thoughts constantly plagued with the sluttiest fantasies? You have a filthy mind for someone who never has any sex! Maybe it's unfair of me to tease you when it's my fault you're like this. I keep you denied and desperate after all. It's turning me on to stroke this big dick, showing you how to touch yourself, so I'm gonna play with my pussy immediately after this. I'm gonna give myself countless orgasms, flaunting my unlimited pleasure, while you're only allowed to edge. How does that sound, horny boy?