I'm trying to enjoy my breakfast when I realize your tiny ass is sitting there staring at me. I ask you to join me, but instead of letting me eat in peace, you tell me I owe you a favor. Annoyed, I ask you what favor you are owed and you inform me I owe you five favors. I get angry and tell you five favors is too many, but ultimately agree so you will go away. The first wish is to smell my bad breath, so I blow my stinky breath in your face, showing you my uvula and tongue. The second wish is for me to burp in your face, so I burp in your face, but begin to insult you. The third wish is for me to spit on you, so I spit, while continuing to insult you. The fourth wish is for you to observe me eat, hearing me chew and swallow my food. While eating, I let out some burps and continue to insult you and give you dirty looks. The last wish is for me to swallow and digest your tiny body. I tell you how much I'm going to enjoy this final wish because I hate you and can finally be rid of you. I swallow you with one big gulp. You slide down my throat with the rest of my breakfast. I burp a lot and continue to insult you while you digest in my belly. Patting and showing off my big jiggly belly, I remind you you will be forgotten. *This is a custom video*