You're not normal. You're easily trigged by ANYTHING. You're in a zoom call meeting with your bosses, Daddy Meraki and Daddy Nia, and you've already started to lose control. All you do is think about them in the most perverted way and want to pump. Your mind help can't it. You're just a freak! They're not even trying to seduce you, but your mind constantly undresses them to your liking. You can't help it because you're in love with your bosses. You shouldn't be enjoying this. You shouldn't stroke under the desk while you're at work. You should be normal. You should be ashamed. But you just don't care. It feels too good. You want to keep going. We both know you're going to keep going. There's no use in fighting it anymore when it just feels this good, right? Just sit back, unzip those pants, and stroke your 9-5 away to Daddy Meraki and Daddy Nia. Make. Your. Brain. Pop.