Claudia Lewis, Roxanne Rye, and I decided to try a classic porn scene opener: all of us in bed resting, waking up, and getting into it. It was so stupid that we kept laughing and had to start over. That was further proof that porn is objectively ridiculous, but also amazing. The sex was good I actually said, “Yes, please,” when Claudia asked if I wanted her to ride me. Insane.