You're like a one-man cum factory, aren't you? I swear, you must have a PhD in masturbation. Girls love a guy who's confident in his sexuality, but you're just a sad, pathetic wanker who can't even get a real girl to touch you. But, I'll let you in on a little secret: girls think it's hot when guys eat their own cum. Yeah, I know, it's disgusting, but hey, you're already disgusting, so why not take it to the next level? If you eat your own cum, I'll let you fuck me. Yeah, that's right, I'll let you have a taste of My pussy.