I've uncovered your dirty little secret! You’re a shameless fart freak, aren’t you? That’s right, I know all about it. You crave hot girls and gassy moments! But don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me. In fact, I’ve got a dirty little secret of my own! For the past 7 or 8 months, I’ve been documenting every time I get gassy! Yep, whenever the pressure builds, I whip out my phone and hit record! What I’ve captured is a collection of my most vicious and vile moments! Pure gold for someone like you. I know you can't wait to see it, to watch what this ass can cook up! You’ll be mesmerized by my hot girl gas, wishing you could get a whiff of each one! Every single little and big fart that escapes from me will have you hooked, leaving you desperate for more! So, are you ready to listen and see for yourself? I know you won’t be able to resist!