Oh hi, were you looking for this? Yeah, it's your favorite collectible comic book. You know, that one you're always saying is worth a lot of money. Well I took it out of the plastic and now I'm going to fart all over it because you're a pathetic failure who doesn't deserve anything good in this world. Something tells me that you'll even like watching me spray stinky fart gas all over your favorite comic that's now ruined and worthless - just like you! Maybe if you're an extra good little fart boy I'll let you get nice and close to my asshole as I waft my fart gas right in your face. I can do just about anything to you, can't I?