Santa can’t get enough of his help when we start measuring the naughty new girl for waist measurements, he just knew as Santa of the Midwest he was going to get a call from HR for making a new Top Elf pregnant but who could blame him for wanting to seed the new elf girl in the shop… OMG, Santa keeps looking at me in that way. I am Stellar Ash and I get wet just thinking about Santa #breeding me, I mean #breedme Santa. When Joey Nova said there was nothing like being filled by Santa, I stopped taking birth control right away. I know what you are thinking but he is The Big Man and he should have that big everything, like the Christmas spirit. I'm just doing my job and pledging loyalty while giving myself a little employee for the next nine months.