You are unfuckable. Your wallet is the opposite. Your wallet is spread open and begging to be fucked, and you are begging to be fucked over. Today, I will manipulate your already weak mind into total financial submission. And on top of that, while you're under, I will be taking your wallet under control and fucking it better than anyone else could. And who will be assisting me in my endeavors? You, of course, loser! There's a reason I wish to mesmerize you. It's all a part of the foreplay that comes before I fuck your wallet hard. Visualization, subliminal messaging, manipulative findom, and binaural beats included.